we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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