wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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