Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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