my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
