I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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