do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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