You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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