Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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