He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
