doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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