Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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