To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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