In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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