I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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