Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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