doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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