im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Randomize
