You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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