So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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