he puts the penis in happiness.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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