That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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