You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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