do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
