Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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