Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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