some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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