I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The adults are the big ones right?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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