So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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