What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
im on a boat
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