I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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