he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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