Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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