He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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