Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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