i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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