my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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