Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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