Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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