Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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