Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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