There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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