The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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