real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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