They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Do you remember whose house we're in?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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