My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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