i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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