Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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