Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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