People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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