Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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