No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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