I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He passed out mid-signature
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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