I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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