I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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