One girl and one boy is just not enough.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
