I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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